// ============================================== // Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com // Free for all; but please leave in this header. // ============================================== var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! // Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! //last updated to the blog 11/05/06 22H30, 35 quotes Quotation[0] = "Tous les couples ont leurs moments."; Quotation[1] = "Resistance begins at ohm."; Quotation[2] = "La confirmation expérimentale d'une prédiction n'est qu'une simple mesure. Une expérience qui réfuter une prédiction est une découverte. (Enrico Fermi)"; Quotation[3] = "Pour comprendre la récursion, vous devez d'abord comprendre la récursion"; Quotation[4] = "La biologie est la seule science où la multiplication est la même chose qu'une division."; Quotation[5] = "Inventeur n. Personne qui fait un ingénieux arrangement de roues, de leviers et de ressorts, et qui croit que c'est la civilisation. (Ambrose Bierce)"; Quotation[6] = "Science is like sex : sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason why we are doing it. (Richard Feynman)"; Quotation[7] = "Science may be described as the art of systematic oversimplification. (Karl Popper)"; Quotation[8] = "The great tragedy of Science -- the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. (Thomas Henry Huxley)"; Quotation[9] = "L'amour est tabou parce qu'il transcende le capitalisme. (Un philosophe désirant garder l'anonymat)"; Quotation[10] = "De omnibus est dubitandum. (Il faut douter de tout.) (Descartes)"; Quotation[11] = "I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone. (Charles Darwin, in The Origin Of Species, 1869)"; Quotation[12] = "Je n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothèse. (au sujet de Dieu, attribué à Laplace par Hugo)"; Quotation[13] = "Multiplicity ought not to be posited without necessity. (William Occam, 1340)"; Quotation[14] = "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. (Niels Bohr)"; Quotation[15] = "A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. (Max Planck) "; Quotation[16] = "La plus remarquable découverte faite par des scientifique est The most remarkable discovery made by scientists is science itself. (Gerard Piel)"; Quotation[17] = "La découverte de Westheimer: Quelques mois au laboratoire peuvent vous épargnr quelques heures à la bibliothèque."; Quotation[18] = "La vie est complexe. Elle a ses composantes réelles et imaginaires. "; Quotation[19] = "drug, n: A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper."; Quotation[20] = "The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. (D. Knuth)"; Quotation[21] = "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."; Quotation[22] = "The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle."; Quotation[23] = "La folie est héréditaire. Les enfants la donnent aux parents."; Quotation[24] = "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. (Shakespeare)"; Quotation[25] = "Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. (George Bernard Shaw)"; Quotation[26] = "We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. (Rudyard Kipling, The Lesson)"; Quotation[27] = "The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. (William Butler Yeats)"; Quotation[28] = "Toutes les généralisations sont fausses, y compris celle-ci. (Mark Twain)"; //Quotation[28] = "Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time. (Mark Twain)"; Quotation[29] = "I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. (Beatrix, Much Ado About Nothing, Acte I, Scène 1) "; Quotation[30] = "If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. (Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet, Acte II Scène 1)"; Quotation[31] = "He jests at scars that never felt a wound.(Romeo, Romeo and Juliet, Acte II Scène 2)"; Quotation[32] = "I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth (...) this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. (Hamlet, Acte II Scène 2) "; Quotation[33] = "The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good —in spite of all the people who say he is very good. (Robert Graves)"; Quotation[34] = "Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me from mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.(Prospero, The Tempest, Acte I, Scène 2)"; Quotation[35] = "As honest as I am. (Iago, Othello, Acte II, Scène 1)"; Quotation[36] = "Mieux vaut vivre sous gros bureau, pauvre, qu'avoir été seigneur, et pourrir sous riche tombeau. (F. Villon)"; Quotation[37] = "We're sick and tired of your -ism and -skism game. (Bob Marley)"; Quotation[38] = "None but ourselves can free our minds. (Bob Marley)"; Quotation[39] = " With soap, baptism is a good thing. (Robert G. Ingersoll)"; Quotation[40] = "Il y avait paix sur terre quand pour dix éléphants il n'y avait qu'un militaire. (Jacques Brel, Les singes)"; Quotation[41] = "Une chambre sans livre est un corps sans âme. (Cicéron)"; Quotation[42] = "An ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is possible to be happy. (Augustine Birrell)"; Quotation[46] = "Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought. (Sir Arthur Helps)"; Quotation[43] = "J'ai toujours imaginé le Paradis comme une sorte de bibliothèque. (Jorge Luis Borges)"; Quotation[44] = "Je n'ai jamais eu de chagrin qu'une heure de lecture n'ait dissipé. (Montesquieu)"; Quotation[45] = "La littérature est un luxe; la fiction est une nécessité. (G.K. Chesterton)"; Quotation[46] = "Porte un vieux manteau et achète un nouveau livre. (Austin Phelps)"; //Quotation[] = " (When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it." -Mari de Sevigne)"; //Quotation[47] = " (Les traductions sont des domestiques qui vont porter un message de la part de leur maître et qui disent tout le contraire de ce qu'on leur a ordonné. (Madame de Sévigné)"; Quotation[47] = " Woe be to him that reads but one book. 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